Funny redneck dating jokes

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack. Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here? You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away. "If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together." "I'll go the country mile to see that country smile." Is there a mirror in yer pants? I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe Hey babe..you realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm? I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid "Sweet And Go Down Easy.." Hey baby, nice tooth. Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.

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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Confederate Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball" You might be a redneck if your school hands out race tickets for perfect attendance.

You might be a redneck when you use a weed eater for a blender You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world!

Q: What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore? Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards? Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Q: What's white, a redneck, and twelve inches long? Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? Q: What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

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